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Marriage

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

Oscar Wilde

"A small deposit secures any fur until your husband gives in."

Notice in a London furrier's

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."

J. Carter

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