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"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."
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"I have all the answers, it's just that most of them aren't right."
Anon
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"Always borrow money from a pessimist: he doesn't expect to be paid back."
Anon
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"My son has taken up meditation - at least it's better than sitting doing nothing."
Max Kauffmann
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"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Rodney Dangerfield
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"Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them."
Pacafist badge
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"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent."
Ashleigh Brilliant
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"A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell."
William J Johnston
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In order to get a loan, you must first prove you dont need it."
Anon
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"My mother made me a lesbian."
Added below, in a different hand: "If I buy the wool, will she make one for me?"
Graffiti
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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
Anon
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"Indecision is my only flaw, I think..."
Anon
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"Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else."
Anon
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"Parents - people who use the rhythm method of birth control."
May Flink
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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
Woody Allen
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