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Professions
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"An accountant is a man hired to explain that you didn't make the money you did."
Anon
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"An archaeologist is a man whose career lies in ruins."
Anon
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"An achaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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Agatha Christie
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"The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privalige."
Letter to the Times Newspaper
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