Billy Madison Quotes
"Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair!"
"Conditioner is better! I make the hair silky and smooth!"
"He's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit."
"He called the shit poop!"
"I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out."
Happy Gilmore Quotes
"If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick
my own ass."
Breakfast Club Quotes
Bender:"I have such a deep admiration for guys who role around
on the floor with other guys."
Andrew: "You'd never miss it. You don't have any goals."
Bender: "Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights."
Brian: "You wear tights?"
Andrew: "No, I do not wear tights. I wear the required uniform."
Brian: "Tights."
Andrew: "Shut up."
Random Fun Quotes
"Feel my ass! Feel my ass!"
"Just cause it tastes good, you know, whatever. That's so wrong."
"You would make such a good woman it's scary"
"Hey! That's my hole!"
"I can blow two at once!"
"Its cold and wet and sticky and its on my ass!"
"I'm gonna do him fast, I'm gonna do him right, and I'm gonna do him
good too!"
"I'm spitting im so excited!"
"Hey, the more nuts the better."
"This is gonna be da-bomb ass hype so use your legs, not your back, cuz what we be droppin is heavy!"
"Gas- travel with a smile!"
"dude, cantelopes rule"
"ex? (beep) excuse me. It's cool blocked, aiight. We hate Limp Bizkit. I hate em! God damnit. I... I'm gettin a little excited I just heard the transmission. The platypus has left the building. I got mah chinks in the butt now. The horsie has broken its back. The fat belly has exploded and left a mangled chicken on the floor. Now we go to see Limp Bizkit, Please turn around and exit the building, we have to put the smack down."
"OMG did you see that? AIEEE!! Oh my the sign the sign!
did you see it? it said "We Pump the gas!" WHOO HOO!! Can you
believe it? They pump the gas! They pump the gas!"
"Incoming Traffic does not stop!"