Tone Indigo has made THE BIG TIME!
ANNE SLANDERS Has STALKERS!
And so does TONE INDIGO!
Any of the following Stalkers is available for adoption!
This Woman(?) is so DERANGED she rates a page of her own!
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The following appears verbatim, the spelling and grammatical errors intact, as well as the swear words, sexual references, and references to violence. If these things offend you DO NOT SCROLL DOWN! Well, folks, what do you think? Deranged Stalker or Poor Misguided Loser? If you think lonesome keith is worthy of our scorn please write him and let him know!
content: Dear Ann , I am such a loser, women find me pathetic and totaly resistable. If not for sympathy f**ks from drunken fat bitch's ,I would still be a virgin. I am 36 years old, short( and i don't mean height), goofy looking ,unemployed, and have bad teeth. I have also suffer from low self esteem , poor social skills ,and do not interact with others well (at least thats what the court appointed psychologist said). My friends won't talk to me anymore because I killed all their charaters when I was Dungon Master. My mother is threating to throw me out of the house because she found the hole I drilled in the bathroom wall so I could watch her shower. I have not spoken to my father since he had the sex change operation (all though I did see him on The Jerry Springer Show and I thought he looked so sexy , I got a h**d on and had to go m****erbate). Here's my question, I want you to go out with me and I'm trying to decide which celebrity I should kill to impress you. Also what manner of execution would turn you on the most? PLEASE , I need your suggestions because I have no imagination of my own.
I will always love you signed your future lover "Lonesome" Keith
PS: I am currently taking some home made viagra that I made with my chemistry set in antisapation of making our first date a night to remember!
SHOE SIZE: I won't tell you, I'm embarassed
SEX: nonexistent
SIGN: Pisces
PSYCH: blue
Lorena Bobbitt: beautiful! *sigh*
wish: STAMINA
ANNE SLANDERS ANSWERS --
You ask whom you might kill to impress me? I suggest you consider yourself
the most likely candidate! Weapon of choice? Sandpaper-- and start with
the portion of your anatomy with which you seem to be the most obsessed.
To look on the bright side-- maybe you're as bad at chemistry as you are
at writing.
Boy, is Anne Slanders ever popular with the rubber room set! Thorazine, anyone?
name: stalkingkiller
email: stalkingkiller@yahoo.com
SEX: Male
my wish: A million f-- I mean bucks.
SIGN: Gemini
PSYCH: never
SHOE SIZE: 5 1/2
Lorena Bobbitt is . . .: Just another gal doing what she's gotta do to survive.
content: Ok, this loser davidfinley@hotmail.com has annoyed me through the whole school year. I've been sending him anonymous e mail lately and he's e mailed me back a few times. Can you please help me stalk him?
ANNE SLANDERS ANSWERS --
Just what I need -- an incompetent stalker who needs MY help stalking! YOU
NEED HELP ALRIGHT, BUSTER! Sign yourself into the nearest mental health
clinic, do not pass GO, do NOT collect $200!!!!
Now we get to Tone Indigo's Stalker --
His Moustache and his mouth both have a lot of ATTITUDE , his graphics have MUCHO ATTITUDE, but unfortunately his website content doesn't. Yet he has been stalking my ATTITUDE AWARD as if his life depends on it! I can't tell you how many times he's applied for it, though the site's only been up a week. He even tries to suck up to me for it by leaving entries in the guestbooks of my friends! The amazing thing about this whole thing is that he's really a nice, sweet, helpful kinda guy (ya gotta wonder why he's surfing MY site!). Anyway, if you're new to this adopt-a-stalker thing and you want to start out with a stalker you might actually LIKE, Michael from Pacoima Ranch is your guy!
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