Do you like science fiction?
Do you like Stranger in a Strange Land?
Do you try to emulate it?
Do you like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series?
Do you like The Rocky Horror Picture Show?
...including the audience partici.....pation?
Have you been to The Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Do you like The Princess Bride?
Have you seen it over 10 times?
Have you ever made up audience participation for it?
Do you like anime?
Do you like Space Ghost?
Do you like Tom Lehrer?
Do you like Mystery Science Theater 3000?
Do you like Garrison Keillor?
Do you like The Firesign Theatre?
...even though you've never heard them?
Do you like Frank Zappa?
Do you like Wesley Willis?
Do you like They Might Be Giants?
Do you like the song Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These) (any version)?
Do you like the song Bohemian Rhapsody?
Do you have extremely open, eclectic taste in music?

SECTION II. Image

Do people call you "weird" or a "freak"?
Do you thank them?
Are you a goth, a hippie, a geek, or a rivethead?
Have you ever been a techie?
Are techies collectively God?
Do you try to confuse, shock or disgust people?
Is your favorite color either black or green?
Have you ever referred to yourself as "Evil"?
Have you ever worn a black trenchcoat, had black fingernails, or worn black lipstick?
Have you ever said to someone, "What are YOU looking at?" and then pointed out to them that they look just as ridiculous as you do?

SECTION III. Sex

Have you ever engaged in group marriage of some sort?
Are you polyamorous?
Are you bisexual?
Do you lick your friends for the hell of it?
Are you a sensualist? (That is, do you enjoy experimenting with what feels good?)
Have you ever pondered the possibilities of tuning forks?
How about rubber bands?
How about upside-down giant waffle sex cubicles?
Have you ever worn a leash and collar or handcuffs?
Have you ever gone to a social event in drag?
Do you have a fetish?
Do you like vinyl clothing?
...even though you don't have the nerve to wear it?
Are you stackable?
Do you practice "couching"?
Do you practice homopedopyronecropseudobestiality?

SECTION IV. Words and Phrases

Do you regularly invent words or phrases?
Do you regularly invent new meanings for existing words or phrases?
Do you say "wicked awesome" or "spiiffy"?
Do you love the word "spork"?
How about "lagomorph"?
How about "crispy"?
How about "spleen"?
How about "magenta"?
Have you ever referred to a single person as "good people"?
Do you make weird sounds?
Do you use the word "THEM" a lot, without specifying what you mean?
Do you talk in Vague Specific? (example: "Hey, you know that stuff, where things happen, and then there are other things, with stuff?")
Have you ever used the phrase "psychic bondage" for any reason?
Have you ever used the prefixes "über-", "quasi-", or "meta" for any reason?
Does the word "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" mean anything to you?

SECTION V. Religion and Philosophy

Have you ever participated in the creation of a religion?
Have you ever founded a religion yourself?
Do you believe in spirits, magic, qi, or some other faith not involving central deities?
Are you a postmodernist or "devout agnostic"?
Do you use "postmodern" as a compliment?
...even though you don't agree with all the ideas of postmodernism?
Are you a solipsist?
...a pantheistic multiperson solipsist?
...a member of The Church of All Worlds?

SECTION VI. Miscellaneous

Have you ever been to CTY?
Does your personal computer run Linux?
Do you like the number pi?
Do you have a favorite kitchen appliance?
Do you like the idea of icepick lobotomies?
Are you a member of any Geek Pride or related organizations?
Do you sing songs in response to things people say?
Are you psychologically disturbed?
Do you enjoy things that disturb you?
Do you enjoy confusion?
Do you enjoy sushi?
Do you enjoy crack?
Do you enjoy poking people while saying "Poke" or "Pooka" or "Poot" in a high voice?
Have you ever come up with a strange name for your gang of friends?